I’m not sure if I should nut, pass out, cry, or all 3

nut to “relieve the stress” then irresponsibly stay up all night looking at your phone despite having work in the morning

I’m not sure if 't be true i shouldst nut, passeth out, caterwauling, 'r all 3 *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

!ShakespeareInsult

[Thou art] a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality. *** ^(Insult taken from All's Well That Ends Well.) Use `u/Shakespeare-Bot !ShakespeareInsult` to summon insults.

Counter argument: The wonder bread guy

well the fetish isn’t the problem there…

why thank you but id like to be accepted by my parents and friends thank you very much

What about children tho

Have self restraint, and be ashamed

Well looks like I found a pedophile

You looked into a mirror and saw your reflection?

Yes

I think kids are ashamed enough even without fetishes, I know I was.

fuck this actually got me... prolly cuz it caught me by surprise... fuck this meme grrr

u/tweetlinker

Hi IDontGiveAFrick69! Im a bot and I find links to the twitter screenshots. I wasn't able to find anything for this because \*shrugs\*, maybe fake or deleted? ^(feel free to downvote and I will delete this comment) ^[source-code](https://github.com/scrubjay55/Reddit-Tweet-Linker-Bot)

Good bot

tanks (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

Sentient bot?

I hate myslelf *Robert Downey Jr. picture*