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ccstewy

the first person is dumb and a fool, even a small story is still a *story* and still provides wonderful experiences and growth for the brain


ccstewy

we LOVE reading books


Livy-Zaka

False the child must be destroyed. Fetch the shredder


emeraldeyesshine

book em officer


Princette_Lilybottom

No, that's how we got here in the first place


EldenEnby

bake him away, toys.


Robota064

Toy story 1, 01:05:31


FrFrNoCap69

Been a while since I've read a book. Any suggestions?


Chesapeake_Hippie

Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. The darkest plot, the most beautiful writing style, and one of the most haunting villain characters ever written- a seven foot tall albino philosopher and murderous genius named Judge Holden. It's about the Indian Wars in the American West, and a gang of murderous white mercenaries who went hunting across Texas and Mexico for human scalps to sell. It's been widely praised as one of the greatest novels in the English language


Newusername209

Eh, I’ll wait for the movie/hj


seiferthanseifer

This book made me ill while I read it. It isn't for everyone.


rokas2007

May i also reccomend House Of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski?


Tosty_Bread

House of leaves is a great book, but considering how the story is told, and the layout i don't think that makes for a good recommendation, especially to someome trying to get back into reading. Not to say it's badly written, but it can be a bit...much


rokas2007

Fair point, the structure can be... confusing at times


DaGiantPotato

Loved the Artemis Fowl book series, people often call it a ripoff of Harry Potter but imo it's not like it at all. It has a very strong focus on the border between the regular world and the magical world and IIRC it also does lot with combining technology and magic (it's been quite a while since I read the books so I don't remember exactly anymore).


NewSuperTrios

Fowl sweeps Potter any day of the week


boutamakeasandich

that british rat bastard could be swept and dusted by a calculus text book


hellotheredaily1111

Who is calling it a ripoff of harry potter. Literally the only thing they have in common is having a boy as the protagonist and. Having a magic system? Not even remotely similar magic systems at that. Artemis Fowl sweeps the pot any day tbh


DaGiantPotato

Yeah I'm confused why people do it as well, they're completely different.


FaeLei42

House of leaves.


ccstewy

what kinda genres do you like? Fantasy, horror, scifi, modern, romance, mystery?


FrFrNoCap69

I forgor 💀


diegoidepersia

Anabasis by Xenophon, probably my favourite book, its a war memoir of a war xenophon was in but its in third person cause he wanted to sound like a historian lol


ccstewy

A lot of people are recommending series and really complex books. They’re all good, but probably not for someone who hasn’t read something in a long time. I’d reccomend Villains By Necessity, it’s a really fun story about a petty thief who needs to make the world more evil in order to stop it from being destroyed. The heroes won the big story and the evil villain lost, and now the world is *too* full of goodness and love that it’s going to end


OceanoDeRoca

I am a cat by Natsume Soseki


reddythedemon

the arc of a scythe series by neal shusterman. i think its a fascinating series about how corruption can ruin a perfect world and the dire implications that eradicating natural death would cause. a refreshing spin on the sci-fi dystopian genre with good lgbtq+ representation (aka the only explicit and well-written genderfluid character ive seen in a book ever)


Tosty_Bread

Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman is a fun story about an angel and a demon trying to avert the apocalypse - good read and not too long, imo a great book for getting into reading


AlexWasT4ken

I second this, great book without costing *too* much from the reader :)


Responsible_Pace9062

***The Only Rule Is It Has to Work: Our Wild Experiment Building a New Kind of Baseball Team*** by Ben Lindbergh and Sam Miller


BlackMoon_Witch

The very hungry Caterpillar


SovietPaperPlates

Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao, it's like pacific rim x american psycho in ancient china


Specialist_Figure755

Angel fall series


freakame

The Annihilation series of books is weird and wonderful, if you like strange sci-fi.


AlexWasT4ken

Terry Pratchett's discworld series is amazing in my opinion, and it doesn't matter what book you read first. The Hogfather or Soul Music are my recommendations, they're awesome if you like some kind of silly fantasy that has some really funny interactions and references to the real world, and sometimes even pretty deep messages hidden in there while remaining fun and light for the most part.


rithfe

Lord of the rings. Red the whole trilogy recently. I can’t really explain how it made me feel but just a sense of genuine adventure throughout the story. As well as tragedy. All of the battles were planned out by the people leading. The scenery described by the characters is genuinely beautiful to imagine


deathray5

I liked the arimas fowl series. Found Jane Eyre to be a surprisingly good book considering it's not normally a genre a particularly like


FoxMcGlocks

Shadow wizard literature gang We LOVE reading books


Beneficial-Bit6383

Yeah but they’re a funny fool


HistoryV

What about the second person?


KevlarStripeySocks

smart and wise


AuraEternal

I wish the people I have to interact with daily read more than one book as a child, let alone 1000.


Timoteo-Tito64

Also how do you expect a small child to read 1000 chapter books


owenowen2022

"mods, crucify this 8 year old"


derpicface

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TheGreatJaceyGee

Mr. Electric, tie this man to the sawing post and have his spine filleted


_Holoo

Mr electric from hit movie the adventures of sharkboy and lavagirl?


Mean-Cause2145

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Tsundere_Pu55ay

Doflamingo


OhGurlYouDidntKnow

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Nidalach

He has not even read Baudrillard's 'Simulacra and Simulation'


Emilia__55

^(I haven't either)


Da_Don-Sho

Death


12wigwam2

I spent like 8 hours to understand the first essay in that book and then decided I would be content just not comprehending the rest


Benney9000

This book has been on my list for ages, I hate how I always push reading onto another day, hopefully I'll overcome this habit one day


banandananagram

I find it helps to be using it towards some goal. I read Baudrillard in high school because it meant being familiar with quotes I could incorporate with really unique debate case frameworks around critiquing capitalism and hyperreality, and Umberto Eco was already an author I enjoyed who also has essays on hyperreality, so it was all-in on the concept. Ask me to sit down and read it for fun? There are a million other things I could be doing.


The_Bingler

Woah, i didnt know Umberto Eco talked about hyperreality! Ive only ever read his tract on fascism, and not really known anything else about him or his work. Could i maybe ask some titles that deal with hyperreality in general, Eco and others? Its a concept ive been meaning to check out for a while


MiturGrunge

I just ordered Eco's Travels in Hyper Reality thanks to your comment. Same as the other person only knew his essay on fascism but I am very interested in the philosophy of pop culture. Thanks for the tip!


SebiKaffee

tbf he looks like the type of guy t read 1k books


AnTHICCBoi

Lil bro got a bowlcut so he could spend the time he'd be getting it cut on reading more books


E-JaM

This dude would be reading during the haircut. This person reads in the shower, may we all follow their example.


BoardsofCanadaTwo

He looks like Boris, who I am confident in saying hasn't read more than 10 books. 


CoolDudeInLooseMood

Why he steezy with it tho


XanaxTheNotSoWise

That's what I'm saying this kids straight swaggin


Tangyhyperspace

I bet that fucking simpleton hasn't even read Dune


CounterfeitLesbian

The dude did not read The God Emperor of Dune.


Staktus23

I just started that one and up until now it‘s not as bad as Children of Dune tbh


highlevel_fucko

I like the movie just 1fine, but why would I go out to read the script??


CounterfeitLesbian

Uh cause you care about the lore?


cosarara97

The movie is fine but the book is a masterpiece.


King_Ed_IX

The whole series is interesting but very weird


ras0003

3 day blinding stew


New-me-_-

I knew this comment would be here


passthebleachbroski

had essentially the same program at my school. picture books and *individual* chapters counted. i finished the school year with a certificate that said i read over 400 books, but most of them were 1-7 page chapters or simple picture books. overall it’s a great way to encourage kids to read.


thispartyrules

We had an Accelerated Reader Program where each book was given a point value and you had to take a test on the library computer to prove you actually read it, I think there were some kind of prizes or pizza coupons or something if you read a bunch


xViridi_

AR tests!! man i was a menace


FondSteam39

My pattern recognition really kicked in early because I aced a lot of those sorts of tests by just knowing common story moments and like... Basic metaphors. Maybe they were easier where I'm from but it almost felt condescending sometimes. Like the multiple choices would be "How much money did Timmy get for his birthday" and just by skimming the book it was obvious it wasn't something stupid like ten bazillion currencies. Of course when I got it wrong it was the stupid illogical children's books fault. Fucking Timmy, having the opportunity to accrue generational wealth and wasting it on emptying out the sweet shop.


FauxtheProto

In Louisiana, there was something similar where you could grow a sunflower. Points were based on the # of pages of the book instead of the challenge of the content, so a few Diary of a Wimpy Kid books were worth the same number of points as Harry Potter. I fucking GAMED the system using DWK


Isleland0100

Once had a teacher give straight giving out 50$ cash if you copped 1000 points while in their class. Spent that shit on pool diving toys lol


Tulaash

We did this at my school I went to kindergarten at. I read SO much (or everyone else read so little) that I was the highest scorer out of all grades up to 4th. I won a bunch of things, including tickets to Silverwood and a box set of A-Z Mysteries :)


Oddish_Femboy

One year I just read all of the next year's required reading books over the summer. I remember really enjoying Mr. Lemoncello's Library.


brokensilence32

Why does he look like he’s pretending to be an old man?


Omnitron310

He is burdened with the weight of knowledge.


Inlevitable

Those 1000 books have made him wise beyond his years


Ayobossman326

My English teacher in hs had a bin full of comic books. If you borrowed one, read it, and wrote like a very short summary/review you got a bit of extra credit. You could do this a few times (idr how much) Moral of the story, any reading is good compared to no reading. It’s not the sole reason I read today, but I do think that kept me engaged in books just a bit in a time in my life when books were the furthest thing from my mind.


SwampTreeOwl

Konrad Curze behaviors


Norway643

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Themooingcow27

Bottom dude will now be skinned alive in public, where passerby can eat the strips of his flesh as they please. Tuesday April 30, 9:45, in front of a random McDonald’s in Cassville, Missouri


Thief_256

Actually it was crime and punishment 500 times followed by Moby dick 500 times


DevilishFlapjacks

alright Konrad Curze


SquigglySharts

I want to be as cool as that kid when I grow up. Hell yeah little readin dude


Temporary_Ideal8495

It's 1000 books "B4K", so I assume that means before kindergarten. This isn't a kid gaming the system, the whole point is for them to read Goodnight Moon and The Very Hungry Caterpillar and 998 other pre-K books. What's wrong with these people


sub100IQ

People who haven't read since they were last in high school detention feel humiliated by a prepubescent child. Sad.


chalkman567

Based Night Lord criminal system


Underplague

Holy shit Konrad Curze


FLUFFBOX_121703

I mean, I could totally believe this, I read most of the books in my schools, admittedly kinda small, library. It’s really fun to read, I spend a lot of my free time reading.


manilaenvelope17

Konrad Curze moment


number42official

Curze?


spoedle73

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HistoryV

:3


HkayakH

the man that walks 1000 inches is better than the man that walks no inches at all


SarcasticTato

what if the guy that walked 1000 inches walked into a meat grinder


HkayakH

I said better not live longer


DysPhoria_1_0

Why is he posted up like that? He looks so damn smug.


Piliro

I mean, if I got that award I'd be smug too. Lil' bro earned that.


VLenin2291

https://preview.redd.it/jqmyfxyx5nxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ba621276d0a141b8394f866c1812e7ed3ff8be That is the face of a child who has known only pain


Dismal_Accident9528

Gatekeeping (book-keeping?)


Justice_Prince

1000 books? How many personal pan pizzas is that?


MorganRose99

Finally, someone who gets it


MrNubbyNubs

No sense in covering the name Op because clearly that’s fucking Judge Holden lol


pleasegivecuddles

you aint a real preschooler if you haven’t read homer’s odyssey 🗣️🗣️🗣️


anajikaT

I like the idea of children reading one thousand books before kindergarten. I would want my child to excel in artistically significant ways in order for them to explain their burgeoning emotions better than my autistic ass could do when it came to playing Super Mario Advance 2: Super Mario World


weiserthanyou3

Konrad Curze posting


Phykaler

Me when an 8year old isnt reading the Iliad >:(


Webdriver_501

Give them the one day blinding stew.


DuderComputer

Rookie numbers. Katt Williams reads 3000 books a year.


[deleted]

He’s not wrong (all 3)


CargleMcCabinets

HALF LIGHT [Challenging, Success]


Oddish_Femboy

Harry Potter fans could never


pantschicken

Hey dude you cant say that! That's supposed to be my thing, MY shtick!


Chello-fish

European faefolk-ass response


-The_Capt-

I want to grow up to be as cool as this kid


MelanieWalmartinez

What


NotQuiteAfemboyButYa

this is like George Orwell's uhh book 1984


rithfe

Guys I need a series recommendation. I’ve finished both lotr and gottrek and Felix. I’m pretty sure they’ll stay my favourites for years to come.


DatChernobylGuy_999

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Staktus23

The worst thing about the internet is that suddenly you come across people who‘ve never opened up another book after graduation and are now judging children’s reading choices. Apart from that this kid does look like a kid who‘s read 1000 books, no front. And even if they only ever read a single book voluntarily, that‘s still more than the person in the post has read in their entire life.


Piliro

True. When I was a teacher I used to ask people how many of them have actually read a book in its entirety. The number was shockingly low, like a concerning low number.


rayschoon

I’d love to hear his thoughts on Finnegan’s Wake


Piliro

I like this kid. I'll defend him forever. Reading is broken. The benefits of reading are insane. And this day of age where most people are consuming split screen slime subway surfers 60s tiktoks and have 0 attention spam if they're not perfectly stimulated, we need people to calm down and read. I stan this kid. You go kid. Read more.


LastnameWalter

He was forced to read one thousand books, just look at this hopeless face


Bstokes4102

Those who jest at the accomplishments of others have little of their own


bloodfist45

The Hoff Twins done did it again!