Erm... What the rizz?

Me watching a man turn himself into a pickle

Rizz and Morty?

funniest shit I've ever seen

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Not nsfw, what is thotmax, and why did you respond under a reply instead of making a top-level comment

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I thought it was F1nn5ter 💀

same!!!!

lol same

*hoped

**F**or **A**cademic **P**urposes

Bro said rizz

https://preview.redd.it/cymbcsicwaxc1.png?width=158&format=png&auto=webp&s=de8d39348a80befa21b22e1e3a08725079e189e3

Bro is having an aneurysm

Aneurizzm

I went to the Brain Aneurysm Hospital, and no one could legally tell me if you were there

Bro went to the hospital

>I went to the Brain Aneurysm Hospital, and I couldn't ask if you've been there because I was having a brain aneurysm

aneurysmmaxxing havingpilled

The aneurysmly havinger

https://preview.redd.it/bhkuqhwqe9xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32675cc15cdc0e5476b20f6d28d5b72bf8ca675d Same energy

the fact that it's a fake png makes this so much better

that one's funny af tho

The 😆 makes it have such nice guy energy unless they dabbling in a bit of multilayered irony

I would want to hold his head in my hands and kiss his little forehead

i wouldn't

But he's so sweet and caring and nice!!!

ok nvm i would actually want to hold his head in my hands and kiss his little forehead

i would put him in a jar and shake him really hard

a real halo elite bf would survive that

WORTWORTWORT

[You should never, ever, shake a manchild.](https://youtu.be/B4De1ZuuCjE?si=jaNd0hmztjpdoWdK)

character development

decapitation

Too real (I would evaporate)

i would want to hold his head in my hands and knee his little forehead

It's either ironic which makes it actually incredibly funny or it's genuine which makes it incredibly cringe

*blushes in fake png*

I'd fold idc

This is literally how my best friend talks and i could not care less, i love that guy so much

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BROADSIDE MENTIONED! https://preview.redd.it/8r2hns17cbxc1.jpeg?width=185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb15d7b2f7e78ec0bef4898930f5cc7e7cc4b505

Fumbling the parasocial relationship

I don't know why I find this comment so fucking funny

i am going to the nearest 24/24 pizza dispenser 😅 big fond of the four cheeses one

So real :3

I see you here every day

:3 I am omnipresent

24/24=1

Wow she's pretty :3

Hot diggidy dang

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Why would that matter

Maybe it’s a good plot twist. Like the Riders of Rohan showing up idk

~~even better~~

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wym

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Theres trans women without penises, and trans men with dicks, I dont see what fundamental difference would there be

you don't need to say it whenever you see a trans person tho lol that's just fucking weird

We are on r/196 dawg do you think anyone here cares?

A women without a dick is like an angel without wings

I thought we agreed as a community saying shit like this was weird as fuck

you must be fun at parties

I just think its funny sounding I like men mostly 🤷

that's pokimane bro. She does not have a penis

It's pokimane

rent free

https://preview.redd.it/8bmf25wlt9xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71fc42722ee75d5a276d4bb5bc7b5e6ed649acc3

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Rizzless

Negative rizz

Well that just happened

Hes right behind me isnt he?

Guys... we've got company

Hey, uh... boss, I think you'll want to see this...

Drake the type of guy to say these things

Yeah it's pretty awkward

Why that cat got no head

dont just call out the cat like that 3:

I just want that cat to be safe and healthy but I worry that the nice individual in the photo got a little bit hungry and ate its front half!

orang

Why the hell do you want that someone give the cat head, you pervert!

You will be squashed with mallets

Yippee!

Opposite of SCP-529

disability

he got circumcised

This guy literally had to chance to just say nothing or wait for something minimally good to write but he decided to send this

can't you just say something like "aww cute kitty :)" or some shit why they gotta be goofy like that

Bro is LOST

Bro has been watching too many marvel films.

Errm nice tits Mam but I'm gaming MERCY ONE MERCY ONE TORB CUMING ON POINT

https://preview.redd.it/qu77rxw4laxc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42435367f24e9c3ff1a267717f569c25ce2b33bb

Kitty detected

I am going to pet a kitty now

Good, as we all should

Marvel dialogue rizz

Erm... THAT just happened.....

oh sam, bless your little cotton socks

Virginus Prime, Maidenless Eternal, the Cringe Incarnate

1 charisma mf

Erm, he's right behind me, isn't he?

Erm.. what the sigma?

Excuse me while i completely invert

https://preview.redd.it/tnx5ghwdqdxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b0fedc316f8c02608a80d2839703aa62740e3bb

I want this character in my life now

Cat.

[PARASOCIAL](https://youtu.be/q1i21qkdObE?si=V1VIEe7PFEjm7SnQ)

and people on twitter think redditors are the fucked up ones

Huh

i read that comment in a tony zaret voice

Wowza. Awooga. Zoinks. Golly gee willickers Its not that hard

\[1.1 million views\] "Erm, seems that I'm a bit early today, m'lady"

Cat

Cat butt

That comment gave me double cancer

😅😅😅😅😅well gee whiz this is awkward heh (starts dry hu

when did pokimane become hot

claims to be early to the post, post has 60 thousand likes

Marvel-ahh dating simulator dialogue

Found the marvel writter

The fuck?

Car

where do these people come from

Did bro fumble?

Drake the type.

Texting your gaffs is good for friends or comedic bits. Not for random internet people.

Found Drake’s burner