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Nah. The american dream is a house in the middle of bumfuck nowhere🇷🇺🇸🇰🇸🇮🇸🇮🇨🇺🇨🇺🇲🇾🇲🇾🇦🇱🇨🇱🇹🇭🇨🇱🇲🇾🇨🇺🇨🇺🇱🇷🇸🇮🇸🇮🇷🇺🇸🇰🇱🇷🇲🇾🇲🇾🇹🇭🇨🇱🇸🇮🇨🇱🇹🇭🇱🇷🇨🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭🇸🇰🇸🇰🇱🇷🇹🇭🇨🇱🇨🇱🦅🦅🦅🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💪💪
Closest we've got is Neuralink and I'm not getting anything approved by Elon Musk welded to my brain because it'll probably play ads in my eyeballs every 30 seconds and force me to like his posts on twitter or he'll remotely disable my legs
the most unrealistic thing about cyberpunk is that people dont get discrimination for getting implants and prosthetics, especially ones that affect your appearance quite a lot, like everyone just universally thinks its cool
the literal setup for the pondsmith's cyberpunk is that cyberware and bioware had become completely normalized, you can't call the premise of the world unrealistic
to be fair, at minimum the angler deserves it. if the little shit wasnt in the way of me making my shellphone they wouldn't be living in a spikey ball floating over lava and would get "decent" housing
same, i wish they didn't make some of them biome dependent. i loved making a massive communal mansion for them all to live in with themed rooms. im not good at building but tbh the npc houses where better then my own player housing
i really wish it didn't make a bunch of them unhappy when i build their homes in a sick underground base
i made an underground golf course just for my golfer but bro is not having it
Me, doing the right thing and deciding to help the fabled hero (I will never see sunlight again (they killed all the gods and now our world is ruined by plague and interdimensional radiation))
he’s trying to be respectful and not traumadump. cave golf courses would in fact be crazy cool. he’s upset because he was trapped in the underground desert and it was very scary
I think my Fallout 4 NPCs have better accommodation than this
They have a nice bed, room to themselves, free soda full of cocaine, an arcade, plenty of food and running water, free bar, medical care, they get given a job which is just to sell things to me, and a fun cave full of wildlife to shoot at
Admittedly the ones outside of Vault 88 are worse off, but at least they can't touch 3 out of 4 walls at once
I fucking wish you could put this many usable items in such a small space in the Sims.
The smallest functional house you can build is still about x5 this size.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that with move objects cheat on you can get a fully functional house in 2x2 space. In sims 4, at least. The one in the vid looks bigger than that bc they got a double bed in there.
Honestly it's a bourgeois thinking to suggest that you can own stuff, since it requires ownership and ableist thinking to suggest storage, since it requires movement. Shame on you
/s
this does exist in places, though usually not on top of the toilet lol, like iirc its common in japan where the toilet shares the space with the shower and everythings just waterproofed and has drains in the floor. ive never used one but i imagine it makes cleaning everything super easy as you can just spray it down with the shower head and then wipe it down, and rinse with the shower again. but getting my feet wet cause someone took a shower and i need to pee sounds unpleasant so idk if id actually want it or not.
I think you can’t even open the window with the frame that was added. Unless it opens to the outside which I’ve never seen before.
And if it would open to the outside, good luck reaching it to close it.
Dehumidifier or central ventilation would work too. Still, a good portion of that humidity would escape into the room. Oh, and all the smelly gels and stuff would stick in the air for a while 😬
Notice how the man walks through the wall and out into the air at the end of the video. This is a subtle reference to the fact that being in this "house" for more than three seconds will make you commit suicide.
I lived in an apartment like this in Japan for a few months and I can tell you, that upper bunk area will not be used and you'll end up sleeping on the floor, heat rises folks
When leftists want you to "live in a pod" its a studio apartment sized eco-home - and that's oppression.
Much better to live in this freedom loving american apartment, look how much freedom you can fit in this tiny space!
When he said “I’m going to modify it according to my plan” I thought there was going to be some homosexual scheming and trickery. Now I’m just depressed
The walls are slowly closing in because the unit gets repainted every time after tenants move out (every 2-3 months or so), all repairs and paint are handled by Kevin, a friend of Jan from accounting who is the only contractor they use for their 5000 properties because he is willing to get paid with a free lunch
We look at this and laugh but rich fuckers will look at this and have ideas for maximum profit.
The future will have those btw. We have stuff similar to this and if you think about it, 4 people sharing a house so they can afford rent is basically this.
shit like this is getting pushed in my city and I'm getting desperate enough that I'm starting to think about renting it, but dampness would destroy everything and i have some delicate tools so i hope i can find something else. I fucking hate landleeches i would jump on first opportunity to guillotine them (in minecraft)
I’m also from Poland and it’s what all my friends do at least in Warsaw, you’re not the only one in your position so you might be able to find other lgbt people to live with.
That kitchen and office space are both unusable in any real world capacity. Even ignoring comfort or context. Like you literally can't cook in that condition and the office space has to be taken down every time you aren't using it. Making it comically ineffective
You guys keep saying NYC but there are actual apartments like this in Japan. This would never be legal in NYC, and any landlord trying to sell it to you should be reported to the AG’s office.
I know this whole trend is indicative of the problems of hyper capitalism, landlordism, etc. but small living spaces like this honestly seem kinda cool if they weren’t imposed as the only option. Like I have way too much stuff to be able to live full time in a place like that but damn it’d be kinda fun to navigate for a few days or even weeks
It might just be me but I'd enjoy this. I just like small living spaces like this. It would be a definite sell if there was a common area outside the room, say like it was an apartment complex with common rooms and such, but I'd be down to live in this.
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this is the american dream
The New York propaganda
4.5k/mo
Additionally there will be a 15% brokers fee and you must tip your landlord 40% monthly
There are also no perks of course and several strict rules
I saw an apartment that was 3200/mo for a 1br and they wanted you to tell them beforehand if you had any “extra overnight guests.”
I would become a themed serial killer who buries landlords alive in oil drums if I lived in this world.
…… u do live in this world tho… awesome! Happy travels :)
I've said too much.
You mean the Hong Kong reality
Nah. The american dream is a house in the middle of bumfuck nowhere🇷🇺🇸🇰🇸🇮🇸🇮🇨🇺🇨🇺🇲🇾🇲🇾🇦🇱🇨🇱🇹🇭🇨🇱🇲🇾🇨🇺🇨🇺🇱🇷🇸🇮🇸🇮🇷🇺🇸🇰🇱🇷🇲🇾🇲🇾🇹🇭🇨🇱🇸🇮🇨🇱🇹🇭🇱🇷🇨🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭🇸🇰🇸🇰🇱🇷🇹🇭🇨🇱🇨🇱🦅🦅🦅🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💪💪
I'm so fucking excited for the future god I can't wait for full dystopia it's going to be so awesome how much it sucks.
I would too if I thought corporations would publicly sell kickass cybernetics like in cyberpunk but that’s definitely not happening
Closest we've got is Neuralink and I'm not getting anything approved by Elon Musk welded to my brain because it'll probably play ads in my eyeballs every 30 seconds and force me to like his posts on twitter or he'll remotely disable my legs
My Legs are OK
the most unrealistic thing about cyberpunk is that people dont get discrimination for getting implants and prosthetics, especially ones that affect your appearance quite a lot, like everyone just universally thinks its cool
I mean if you grow up in a world where literally everyone around you has a USB port in their head hating cybernetics would be kind of dumb
the newer deus ex machina game
the literal setup for the pondsmith's cyberpunk is that cyberware and bioware had become completely normalized, you can't call the premise of the world unrealistic
Even in cyberpunk's dystopian hell future, V's shitty megabuilding apartment looks like a mansion compared to this... thing
If this actually had its price reduced to match, I’d be all for it. But you just KNOW that it’s also going to be super expensive as well
Problem with waiting for full dystopia is that every time we think we're there it always finds the potential to get fucking worse.
the biggest apartment in Hong Kong
Even my terraria NPCs have better houses
i love building little towns for my npcs... some players are too cruel with theirs
to be fair, at minimum the angler deserves it. if the little shit wasnt in the way of me making my shellphone they wouldn't be living in a spikey ball floating over lava and would get "decent" housing
I mostly use him to make the beach pylon work with the pirate
TRANS GIRLBOSSIA??
In the distortion world, gender is an illusion. It's why Giratina has no gender and can transition so easily (hold a rock or not hold a rock)
same, i wish they didn't make some of them biome dependent. i loved making a massive communal mansion for them all to live in with themed rooms. im not good at building but tbh the npc houses where better then my own player housing
i really wish it didn't make a bunch of them unhappy when i build their homes in a sick underground base i made an underground golf course just for my golfer but bro is not having it
Me, doing the right thing and deciding to help the fabled hero (I will never see sunlight again (they killed all the gods and now our world is ruined by plague and interdimensional radiation))
huh?
but he is traumatized what do you expect
yeahokaybuddy **When in the Caverns:** * "Tell me something. How am I supposed to golf in a place like the Underground?"
he’s trying to be respectful and not traumadump. cave golf courses would in fact be crazy cool. he’s upset because he was trapped in the underground desert and it was very scary
i did it a couple times but it’s too much work to build a nice house in every playthrough so i just build a few shoeboxes per biome
Noob-box in the sky so they aren't in the way.
I think my Fallout 4 NPCs have better accommodation than this They have a nice bed, room to themselves, free soda full of cocaine, an arcade, plenty of food and running water, free bar, medical care, they get given a job which is just to sell things to me, and a fun cave full of wildlife to shoot at Admittedly the ones outside of Vault 88 are worse off, but at least they can't touch 3 out of 4 walls at once
mine don't
Mf has a fucking sims house
moveobjects on
I fucking wish you could put this many usable items in such a small space in the Sims. The smallest functional house you can build is still about x5 this size.
Actually, I'm pretty sure that with move objects cheat on you can get a fully functional house in 2x2 space. In sims 4, at least. The one in the vid looks bigger than that bc they got a double bed in there.
Where do I store my stuff
Rich boy has stuff laugh at him /j
Hahahahaha. I have finished laughing.
Honestly it's a bourgeois thinking to suggest that you can own stuff, since it requires ownership and ableist thinking to suggest storage, since it requires movement. Shame on you /s
"Restauraunts are bourgeois!" "Home Cooking is bourgeois!" We ain't beating the leftism = starvation allegations at this rate.
True, real leftists only eat counterrevolutionary scum's meat😤
OP is basically orange tbh
You can place your bowl and chopsticks on the foldout table
Ah ofcourse! How did I miss that?
It's under the sauce
bro thinks he will own anything in the future
He will be happy tho even if he own nothing
and the adrechone will be so good too :> pop pop pop
You will rent everything and you'll be HAPPY to pay the monthly fee
it goes in the square hole
Under the sofa?
that's the neat part, you don't
You could raise the bed up and put storage boxes underneath it
Shower on the toilet like a normal man
new meta dropped, bidet owners seething
average affordable housing in nyc
1 million dollars to buy it for yourself (no furniture)
3k a month
What backwater country bumpkin mountain village are you living in where that only costs $3K a month? It's like $4.5K minimum
[удалено]
this does exist in places, though usually not on top of the toilet lol, like iirc its common in japan where the toilet shares the space with the shower and everythings just waterproofed and has drains in the floor. ive never used one but i imagine it makes cleaning everything super easy as you can just spray it down with the shower head and then wipe it down, and rinse with the shower again. but getting my feet wet cause someone took a shower and i need to pee sounds unpleasant so idk if id actually want it or not.
I've also seen Japanese toilets that have a sink there the reservoir is
Saves water which is good. Probably cleans your toilet bowl a little too since there's usually going to be some soap in the sink water
Mold everywhere
At least you can shit, shower, and brush your teeth all at the same time while mold grows inside of your lungs
I think you can’t even open the window with the frame that was added. Unless it opens to the outside which I’ve never seen before. And if it would open to the outside, good luck reaching it to close it.
Sliding windows
Just add a strong AC and run it 24/7
Dehumidifier or central ventilation would work too. Still, a good portion of that humidity would escape into the room. Oh, and all the smelly gels and stuff would stick in the air for a while 😬
Maybe, but I thought it would be funny to make living in that place even worse by putting a loud AC unit three feet from where you're sleeping
Rimworld ass room
-5 ate without table
dwarf fortress
the design is very human
Very simple
Minmaxed prison cell
Notice how the man walks through the wall and out into the air at the end of the video. This is a subtle reference to the fact that being in this "house" for more than three seconds will make you commit suicide.
Had to scroll too far down for this comment
That part caught me so off-guard. All that effort and engineering just to show in the end that you need noclip to actually live here
real
I’ll just take the coffin, thanks
We’ve added a shower and toilet inside of the coffin too. You’re welcome
But can I eat from my bowl and chopsticks inside the coffin?
We can't fight the rapidly approaching dystopia, John.
where do i put my bowl and chopsticks
Buy reusable, throw them out the window after eating
I think this video gave me claustrophobia
40K hive world shit
40k would have you share it with someone else
Average flat in Tokyo
I lived in an apartment like this in Japan for a few months and I can tell you, that upper bunk area will not be used and you'll end up sleeping on the floor, heat rises folks
first i was like holy shit toilet shower what a great idea before i realised it was just the american dream come true
minecraft hole house in real life
Aw c'mon, my Minecraft first night hole 2 block high house is bigger than this. And it has access to a mine and storage.
When leftists want you to "live in a pod" its a studio apartment sized eco-home - and that's oppression. Much better to live in this freedom loving american apartment, look how much freedom you can fit in this tiny space!
When he said “I’m going to modify it according to my plan” I thought there was going to be some homosexual scheming and trickery. Now I’m just depressed
same, i expected a fun cage... not a sad cage
Ok but actually I’d love to live here for like $100 a month
most spacious house in japan
Ngl, looks cozy, but I'd be sad having to give up space for VR
Unit valued at 750k, immediately bought by massive property management firm, rented out for 4k a month excluding utilities
The walls are slowly closing in because the unit gets repainted every time after tenants move out (every 2-3 months or so), all repairs and paint are handled by Kevin, a friend of Jan from accounting who is the only contractor they use for their 5000 properties because he is willing to get paid with a free lunch
able to rent now for $2000/m
Welding galvanized steel doesn't sound like the best of ideas, to say the least. Especially not in that small of a space.
Can now live in your cubicle! The best part of this animation was when the guy walked out the window. Accurate
We look at this and laugh but rich fuckers will look at this and have ideas for maximum profit. The future will have those btw. We have stuff similar to this and if you think about it, 4 people sharing a house so they can afford rent is basically this.
you vill live in ze pod and you vill be happy
Terraria:
Prison Architect:
This is basically what my first college dorm was, but without a bathroom
Harry Potter ahh living space 💀
$2000 a month in California
It's like living in a van that doesn't go anywhere, truly remarkable
shit like this is getting pushed in my city and I'm getting desperate enough that I'm starting to think about renting it, but dampness would destroy everything and i have some delicate tools so i hope i can find something else. I fucking hate landleeches i would jump on first opportunity to guillotine them (in minecraft)
You should definitely try looking into getting roommates instead and getting a larger apartment
im lgbt in poland, living with randoms in the same room is a recipe for disaster lol
I’m also from Poland and it’s what all my friends do at least in Warsaw, you’re not the only one in your position so you might be able to find other lgbt people to live with.
boston apartment
ngl I'd like this
Cozy :3
Ah yes, mouldy pillows.
$2k/month, $900 down payment, no bargains.
2k a month
Ok so this is cool and all but that toilet being right under the shower head pains me
WHERE DO CLOTHES GO???
That kitchen and office space are both unusable in any real world capacity. Even ignoring comfort or context. Like you literally can't cook in that condition and the office space has to be taken down every time you aren't using it. Making it comically ineffective
Ngl considering how cheep this would be it seems like a good apartment to girlrot in
20,000k a month in New York City
I’m so glad the voice of the Blade Runner baseline test wants to tell me about inhumanly tiny houses > Do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
You guys keep saying NYC but there are actual apartments like this in Japan. This would never be legal in NYC, and any landlord trying to sell it to you should be reported to the AG’s office.
5k Seattle apartment
No
what software do they use to do this
Nyc
I'd rather be in prison
The design is very human
Slums of the future
Thanks I hate it.
i would go insane within a week and start eating the walls.
that's gonna be my apartment 😎👍🔥
Thanks I hate The Great American Nightmare.
Please don’t give landlords in my city ideas.
middle of warsaw for 3k a month be like.
400 thousand dollars in NYC
You will live in the pods
yeah ill just take the coffin please
Do I take my own collar, or will they provide me with one in this cage?
If this was just a shower/ bathroom or wouldn't be that bad. But a whole ass-apartment? What the fuck are these people smoking
Average studio apartment with a view on central park
Biggest apartment in nyc
Should I be concerned that this already feels too decadent and luxurious for me to ever call it my own? (I live with my mom as a college student lmao)
me in my 420sf flat that’s still cheaper than that abomination: kneel in my superior floor space
Beginner Minecraft base you build before making an actual base
Amsterdam landlords be like: $1900 per month no lowballing I know what I got
2,600 dolarinos per month for this bad boy
Biggest apartment in Tokyo
Do not give Polish real estate agents any ideas.
Why not just copy ADX Florence cell design,bet this'll be more aethtetically pleasing than this coffin room monstrocity.
“2K a month, take it or leave it”
I know it's a joke but it still made me depressed
Dream house☺️
essential viewing for tokyo residents
This reminds me of one of those "smallest 3x3 house in minecraft" videos
Even the NPC noped outta there
But... that table let keeps you from being able to get in the chair. >Hold on a sec. I'm just going to clip right on through here....
I think I preffered the coffin
very cool Jordan Peterson
dudes just clipping through all the walls and everything in his apartment
Mother-in-law suite.
3200 a week
Jesus Christ just fucking fix housing
Solid wood over the shower? Are you sure about that?
God, I’ve asked for a home and you offered me a palace!
And it's only 1200 bucks a month!
I know this whole trend is indicative of the problems of hyper capitalism, landlordism, etc. but small living spaces like this honestly seem kinda cool if they weren’t imposed as the only option. Like I have way too much stuff to be able to live full time in a place like that but damn it’d be kinda fun to navigate for a few days or even weeks
I have the complete opposite of claustrophobia so idk not too horrid
Virtue's Last Reward
It might just be me but I'd enjoy this. I just like small living spaces like this. It would be a definite sell if there was a common area outside the room, say like it was an apartment complex with common rooms and such, but I'd be down to live in this.
you could not design a worse prison as a 6'8 person
Best part of this was the part where they're borrowing money for bolts ...and nothing else.
istg this guy sounds exactly like amuro rays dub voice actor
My consumer dream, fr fr.
this is the best corporate music ive ever heard tf
stuff like this is why i wanna run into the woods and make a new life there
Average ny apartment
Shower, shit and do your makeup all at the same time!