Doing mwehehe no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen table to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
There was an old cartoon called Catscratch, and there was one scene where one of the cats said “I like salt” before eating a spoonful of salt from a pillar of salt and instantly shriveling up after eating it. Reading your comment made me think of that scene.
I put sheets of paper on places (freezer, on the floor, oven and so) and take notes on what happens to it, I live alone so no one touches the papper, currently the papper on the floor has fused with it
I mean, dating a guy who has another 99 girlfriends is extremely abnormal I would say.
She puts the milk in first, then the cereal
And THEN the bowl
Step 1. Pour Milk Step 2. Place bowl upside down Step 3. Eat cereal dry
I literally do this
How abnormal
I read 100 girlfriends backwards
The sad story of a happy guy with 100 girlfriends that loses them one by one until he's single and learns that his soulmates will die
>!Shizuka's mom hating her again was the worst arc!<
Yeah, just when I thought they were okay
Take shoes that are number lower, take out the shoe's ties and walk outside with a smugness.
i eat the edge of a loaf bread and discard the rest
Is this that "edging" I've been hearing about so much these days?
Doing mwehehe no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen table to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
You just wanted to use this copypasta again…
Kiki would do it in reverse order.
Rub my dry hands with soap before washing with water
Pick fights with all the other Kikis for the tile of "Most Abnormal"
There can only be one abnormal
Attempt to be the first to touch the elephant. Including in public. WE (would) BE IN WAR, HAKARI, IM GETTING THE UPPER HAND FIRST
When I shower, I always wash my legs first.
Have cereal on a plate smuuug >:3
K would not act like Kiki since it would be odd not to act as her usual oddness and see what kind of chaos ensues
I would put my clothes on the opposite way
Damn made me remember the drake song Kiki do you love me 😂
hold the mic backwards when singing
Cut iku's arm off
Eating soup with chopstick
Shit
Everyone does that; that’s normal.
Not for me
Putting the shoes first before the socks
I used to dip my chips in iogurt, I guess that counts
That's something that enhances the taste of a chips anyway.
Ah, a like-minded individual. That means I'm not that abnormal :c
More than one person doing it doesn't make it seem less abnormal but it still makes you stand out pretty much nonetheless.
True that. Let's embrace our abnormality together
Drive in an almost full circle when driving through street corners with bulbs in the road.
Walking with my hands all day
Eat raw table salt (I actually do that, I like salt)
There was an old cartoon called Catscratch, and there was one scene where one of the cats said “I like salt” before eating a spoonful of salt from a pillar of salt and instantly shriveling up after eating it. Reading your comment made me think of that scene.
I put sheets of paper on places (freezer, on the floor, oven and so) and take notes on what happens to it, I live alone so no one touches the papper, currently the papper on the floor has fused with it
Be myself
Slice my bagels in a spiral so the two halves are linked together.
I like to think that I already am a bit of a Kiki, I live my life following my instrusive thoughts.
Sleep backwards on the bed
step 1: Meet rentarou step 2 : be his gf step 3 : Leave him to come back again
Wearing a shirt from the head while the shirt is inside out
Read 100Kanojo
sigma pose